(via guy)
- 7 years ago
- 1635811
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
(via girlslikegirlsandbooks)
- 7 years ago
- 366756
1. Delivering pizza at an awards show like it’s totally normal.
2. Getting a million celebrities together to take a selfie and break the Internet.
3. Getting The President to dance on national television.
4. She can get T-Swift to wear sweaters with her and watch cat videos.
5. She can dispense advice like no one else.
6. She is never afraid, even when Jennifer Aniston tries her hardest to scare her.7. She can convince Britney to shimmy in front of random strangers’ houses.
8. She’s always going to be herself regardless of what people say.
9. Her haters are her motivators.
If ellen is not your idol theres something wrong with you
i love ellen but i’m pretty sure anyone could gettaylorswiftto wear sweaters and watch cat videos
(via skygenders)
- 7 years ago
- 543122
I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.
I cannot reblog this enough
Why is this still getting notes
because a treble clef is at the beginning of every bar so there must be notes to follow
Wowie that was a good one
(via cleftstrong)
- 7 years ago
- 146646
this kid came to my door dressed as captain america and after I gave him his candy I asked “where’s bucky?” and he yelled “I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT” and ran off
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